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[kenpo_kitty]

**Uriko heads out, totally Zoanthroped out, but just as she gets outside and sees anyone, she stops and stares, rather blankfaced.**

HEY! You're human! **She just yells it out frankly. As far as she knew, Humans were an extreme rarity. She finds it odd that anyone ISN'T walking around in their beast form.

Uriko will walk up to you, and you, and anyone else, inspecting you, maybe even a faint bit of sniffing. You're human! She's never seen one before!**


((The ratio of Zoanthrope to humans from her world is swap. Only a small handful of people aren't Zoanthrope, so, why aren't you?!))

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[mama-a-lite.livejournal.com]

[There will be a middle-aged human woman looking a little baffled at you, Uriko. It's not that the shouting bothered her, there had been plenty of that earlier on in the week with the raining monsters after all but thankfully this place has righted itself again. However, she's not quite sure what you are.]


...yes?

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

**One sec... investigating you. Circling and stuff, y'know? Even the sniffing.**

You're really human, aren't you? You can't beastorize or anything, huh?

((Dear god I still hate that's the canon name for it too :( ))

[Action]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You talkin' to me?

[The heck is up with this kid? Don't mind him, Uriko. He thinks you're weird too.]

[Action]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you. **She circles you, looking you over.**

You're not actually hiding your true self, are you? Like, you're somehow trying to fit in with what few humans there are? **Perfect, irony*

[Action]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[This irony, it is delicious.]

I got no idea what you're talkin' 'bout, girlie, but I ain't hiding nothin'.

[Action]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

So... you're human too then. There's so many of them here. I don't get it... It's like everything's backwards or something...

[Action]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I don't know what kinda weird-ass planet you come from, but where I'm from, you're the freak. Not me.

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[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Pfft... yeah, so, maybe you're from the past or something. But where I'm from you're the minority.

Buuut, that's neither here nor there. Still, it's weird being here...

Lol, seeing as he actually IS human now I can't help it. [Action]

[goldenglasses]

Why wouldn't I be human?

[Action]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Well get used to it. [He takes a long step away from her.] And quit sniffin' me! It's frickin' creepy.

[gravity-splode.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that what we're calling it?

[mama-a-lite.livejournal.com]

[The sniffing gets her to take a step back, personal space sweetie >>]

Hm?

[Despite the investigating she doesn't feel threatened and will quirk her eyebrows up before answering wryly.]

The only transformation I've made over the years involves wrinkles and weight gain.

[Oh, the joys of motherhood.]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

So... you're human too huh? That's so weird. I've never met one before.

Did you like, just not get born with the gene, or, what?

[Action]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Is not! Have you ever seen ANY animal not sniff stuff it's not familiar with? A stray cat or dog?

That's everyone's irony!

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Cuz they're so rare? I mean, it's like super hard to find someone who isn't a Zoanthrope.

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

What, are you some kinda weird alien or something? There's Zoanthropes, and there's humans. I mean... duh! Where've you been?

[Action]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Haven't you ever heard of leash laws?

[goldenglasses]

Zoanth-well, everyone is human where I come from.

[mama-a-lite.livejournal.com]

[...they haven't gotten new people in ages, right? Hm. Maybe this place is playing with her memories, her own have been a little fuzzy lately.]

There's all sorts here, humans, demons, and all those in between.

As far as being human goes, I'm about as commonplace here as I am back home.

[And mentioning Veldime spurs on a feeling of wistfulness inside that makes her lips purse for a moment.]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

All sorts? So, you're not the only human here? I haven't seen any other Zoanthropes around yet though.

So like, you can't transform into anything? What's it like, huh?

[Action]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yeah for like, dogs. But I'm not a dog OR a pet, so... why would you even say something like that!

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Where you're from?

So... like... is that why everyone think I'm the weird one here?

[Action]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He chuckles.]

You're the one comparin' yourself to strays, freak.

[goldenglasses]

I'm from the planet Gunsmoke.

I don't know, Rem always told us that it doesn't matter how someone looks, but what's in there heart. I think that's a good saying.

[Action]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

I was not! And don't call me that! You're the freak to me. Being all human and stuff.

Pfft, forget you... you're the worst human I've met. You may as well be a turtle or something...

((We. Love. Irony.))