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[kenpo_kitty]

You know, this probably isn't that important or anything, but I kinda noticed this trend the other day. Like, whenever someone brings up self-defense, it's always magic or some sort of weapon.

Maybe... No, I'm pretty sure this is a biased opinion, but why doesn't anyone ever ask to learn martial arts? I'm not gonna stupidly start yelling that martial arts is the best, but, it's got it's advantages over magic and weapons, right?

I guess, well, I'm just complaining that I never hear someone say "Let me learn martial arts!" when it comes to protecting themselves. I don't think I'd like, be the best teacher, but, I probably could get someone started... that is, if I'm not the only one.

Comments

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly. My skin looks and feels just like the real thing, but it's actually wax.

[Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's right!

Wait... so, like, all of you is wax? *Snicker* So, they're fake?

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Er... y-yeah, I guess they are.

[Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

My girlfriend has fake boobs Ewhewwwwhehewww

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my fault! I was trapped like this.

[Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

I'm picking on you.

Hey, the felt real so, like, isn't that the important thing? I guess...

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Er... yeah. I-if that's important to you. [She really needs to tell Uriko the truth. But she can't do it over the journals!]

[Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Not really... I was just picking on you. And like... well, they don't feel like they're made of wax. You know what I'm saying? You don't feel like you're made of not-skin...

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

I know. I have to admit, Kyoji did a good job.

Re: [Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It must really look like the real you, right?

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Er... actually we should talk about that, sometime...

Re: [Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Talk about... what?

Why you got put in a wax body?

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

No... but I looked a little different before...

[Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Oh? Like what?

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Um, m-maybe we should talk about that in person...

[Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Oh? Is it really that big-a deal? Uhm... okay... You wanna meet me somewhere?

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. Somewhere private.

[Voice]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

I dunno... there's kinda people everywhere.

How about we try the hot springs again?

[Voice]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Sure. We can meet there.

[Voice/Action]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Okay... I'll try to meet you soon. **She's quiet, unless you wanna LISTEN for her running off to the springs.**

**You can find Uriko sitting on a rock, clothed, waiting.**

[Action]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

[Guilt-na takes a little longer to get there. When she arrives she sits down next to Uriko.]

Hi, Uriko.

Re: [Action]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

Hey! *She hops off the rock and skips over.*

Hey, so, like, what's the big deal that we gotta talk in private?

[Action]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

Well, I haven't told anyone this yet, but I think you should know what I looked like before Kyoji put me in this body...

[She pauses here, uncomfortable.]

[Action]

[kenpo-kitty.livejournal.com]

**She tilts her head, curious.**

Really? Well, if you think I need to know, okay.

[Action]

[waxvampire.livejournal.com]

[Looking out at the water because she's afraid to look at Uriko as she says this.]

Well, you see... Before Kyoji put me in this body I was a guy.